Best line ever on TV, Boys From The Black Stuff - Yosser Hughes is losing the plot and takes refuge in the confessional box...
"I'm desperate, Father."
"Please - call me Dan."
"I'm desperate, Dan."
And he looked just like him too.
I bought the series on DVD about a year ago. That moment, at such an emotional point in the drama, made me laugh so much that I had to stop the DVD. Brilliant stuff!
If you want to borrow the DVDs, and trust me with your address, I'll send them to you.