Quote of the Week 22 AUG 2016

[Mince]

Here are the three quotes for this week, 22 AUG 2016. Again, choose the one you think the members of this board ought to live by, and why.


“ The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. ”
    - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

“ The opinion which other people have of you is their problem, not yours. ”
    - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

“ The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. ”
    - Michelangelo

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I like, "He that diggeth the pit shall fall into it!". Can't we have that one?

[Mince]

Why don't you set the quotes next week?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

That's the only one I know.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

"The measure of a man is not how much he has, but how little he needs".

So true.

[Mince]

"The measure of a man is not how much he has, but how little he needs".

So true.

That's why people become vegan.   

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Silly you, you must have read that quote as  "The measure of a man is not how unhealthy he is, but how unhealthy he will become".

 

[Mince]

I assume that's a quote you live by.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

I assume that's a quote you live by.

No, I live by a river.

And a field.

[Max]

Almost a "snap" moment, I live by a river and a castle.

[Mince]

Similarly almost a snap moment: I live by a One-Stop shop and a cemetery.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Does the One-Stop shop sell Headstones? If not, you may want to either:

A. Suggest that they start to sell such funerary items, and take a cut of the profits.
B. Take them to the false advertising mob, as they clearly aren't what they claim.
C. Ignore all of the above.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Almost a "snap" moment, I live by a river and a castle.

Are you stalking Royalty again, Max?   

[Max]

It's a fair cop Guv! I'll come quietly. 

[Sandy Buttcheeks]