Did you know . . . ?

[Mince]

Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire.

In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park in New York despite being dead.

In 1993, San Francisco declared that Police Officer Bob Geary was allowed to patrol while carrying a ventriloquist’s dummy called Brendan O’Smarty.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

That's just ridiculous. Who calls their dummy Brendan O'Smarty?

[Diane CBPFC]

That's just ridiculous. Who calls their dummy Brendan O'Smarty?

Bob Geary. Pay attention.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

That's just ridiculous. Who calls their dummy Brendan O'Smarty?

Bob Geary. Pay attention.

I hope he does!

[Roger Kettle]

And, given that the Aztec Empire was a 1920's cinema...

[The Peepmaster]

And, given that the Aztec Empire was a 1920's cinema...

LOL.   

[Roger Kettle]

NIGE! WELCOME BACK!

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

To resurrect an old catchphrase..."Hello, Peeps!"

Damn fine to see you back, Sir. 

[The Peepmaster]

Thanks, both. I couldn't see the "like" buttons, so am writing this instead. 

[Mince]

Peeps, I'll make you an admin straight away.

[Max]

Welcome back Nige, too long we have missed your wisdom from the land of Bute.

[Mince]

Welcome back, Max: we've not seen you for over two months.

[Max]

Ah, so the camouflage course is working then?

[Mince]

Is this the one from Beau Peep where Dennis hides behind a twig and says, "Come on then. Where am I?"

[Egg]

Is this the one from Beau Peep where Dennis hides behind a twig and says, "Come on then. Where am I?"

That'll be Red in a few weeks after his 5/2, prune, bran, no carb diet!