Christmas checklist...

[Diane CBPFC]

I should mention that they are REALLY nice pillows - the kind stuffed with feathers so when you put your elbow on one it gently supports it in comfort, rather than the synthetic fiber pillows that try to bounce your elbows off.

[Mince]

Just don't invite vegans to experience the comfort of your pillows, lest they point out the discomfort of the geese and ducks that provided the feathers - the broken or dislocated bones, torn skin and death by suffocation (report by the European Food Safety Authority). On the other hand, I hope the tartan was not ethically or sustainably sourced and involved further freezing discomfort for the Scottish.

Anyway, enjoy your spartan tartan decorations. 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I thought this would be a good weekend to decorate the house. It wasn't. I do have two new tartan living room pillows. I think that is enough decorating don't you.

I think your job is done, Lass! 

[Diane CBPFC]

Just don't invite vegans to experience the comfort of your pillows, lest they point out the discomfort of the geese and ducks that provided the feathers - the broken or dislocated bones, torn skin and death by suffocation (report by the European Food Safety Authority). On the other hand, I hope the tartan was not ethically or sustainably sourced and involved further freezing discomfort for the Scottish.

Anyway, enjoy your spartan tartan decorations. 

Our couch is leather too.

[Diane CBPFC]

I thought this would be a good weekend to decorate the house. It wasn't. I do have two new tartan living room pillows. I think that is enough decorating don't you.

I think your job is done, Lass! 

If they moved Christmas to the end of January, I would be more in the mood - always rushing up on a person it is in December.