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Offline Mince

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Christmas Tip #001
« on: December 24, 2016, 09:18:25 PM »
Don't indulge in DIY plumbing under the kitchen sink on Christmas Eve.

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Christmas Tip #001
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2016, 11:06:19 PM »
Okay.

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Christmas Tip #001
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2016, 12:12:16 AM »
I took off and washed the knobs of my gas stove and I tell you, I'm glad I did - they are gleaming now.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Christmas Tip #001
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2016, 12:23:37 AM »
And if they had not fitted back on, how would you have cooked the turkey?

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Christmas Tip #001
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2016, 05:00:49 PM »
I like living on the edge of danger.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Christmas Tip #001
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2016, 08:35:33 PM »
Someone should make a film of your life: Knobs of Peril!

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Re: Christmas Tip #001
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2016, 12:33:22 AM »
I think I saw that film...but they spelt  "Peril" differently.   :-[

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Christmas Tip #001
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2016, 09:14:08 PM »
Someone should make a film of your life: Knobs of Peril!

I insist on Julia Roberts playing my part.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

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Re: Christmas Tip #001
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2016, 09:24:33 PM »
Someone should make a film of your life: Knobs of Peril!

Should it not be "Knobs in Persil"?  ..0

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Re: Christmas Tip #001
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2016, 09:27:56 PM »
 ;D