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Offline Mince

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Stupid Joke
« on: April 01, 2017, 09:07:21 PM »
How can you work out the sex of an ant? Put it in water. If it sinks, girl ant.

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Re: Stupid Joke
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2017, 09:14:07 PM »
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

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Re: Stupid Joke
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2017, 09:18:36 PM »
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten.

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Re: Stupid Joke
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2017, 08:02:21 PM »
I took the shell off my racing snail to help him go faster. If anything it's made him more sluggish.

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Stupid Joke
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2017, 12:26:47 AM »
Next year, could you buy slightly better Xmas crackers, please?

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Re: Stupid Joke
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2017, 01:29:33 AM »
Are you like dissing Poundland?

Sandy Buttcheeks

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Re: Stupid Joke
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2017, 12:05:44 AM »
Absolutely not. Some of their stuff is even worth more.

Just not your crackers...