Fasting

[Mince]

I have just read about a guy who fasted for 382 days and felt  great the whole time. He consumed only water and a daily multivitamin.

[Roger Kettle]

I always enjoy hearing about your light holiday reading.

[Diane CBPFC]

What happened on day 383 - a bacon sandwich?

[Mince]

He lost almost 20 stone. And then he probably had something healthy, like a banana.

[Mince]

I'm probably going to do something similar.

[Diane CBPFC]

I fasted for three days once, for a routine age-related colonoscopy. When you don't eat, you like humanity even less, especially ones who sit next to you eating a big plate of chips.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I'm probably going to do something similar.

Good luck! 20 stone isn't going to be easy.

[Mince]

Good luck! 20 stone isn't going to be easy.

No, I meant I'm going to have a banana.

[Mince]

I fasted for three days once

You probably didn't get past the gluconeogenesis part of the fast. Another day and you would have been surfing the euphoria of ketosis.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Ooh - you get free flights?

[Mince]

You do indeed, direct from Fat Bastard to Lighter Del Sol.

[Sandy Buttcheeks]

Good luck! 20 stone isn't going to be easy.

No, I meant I'm going to have a banana.

Ive heard that bananas are healthy and good for you...count me out!

[Mince]

The problem with fasting is that you're not even allowed to eat healthily. I could have a apple.

[Roger Kettle]

Please tell me you're not fasting on a family holiday.

[Mince]

Hey, it's the best time to start. I always put on a stone on holiday otherwise.