Right, Minceypoos...I'm with Roger on this one.
They say that the Scots are a miserable bunch, but the closest we get to fasting on holiday, is not trying to lick the inside of your beer bottle when it looks empty! Ok, so I know it's not a monetary thing, and that it's a lifestyle choice, but ffs...eat crap and rejoice on holiday! Plenty of time back home to trick your body into thinking it's healthier than it really is.
Ok, now I don't drink alcohol. Not even on holiday, but it a cheeky wee cone happens to be a 3 scooper rather than a 2...I'm going to go for it. Why? Cos I'm on holiday!
Now, let the hair down and get some good, wholesome unhealthy living into you. It's only for a few days after all!
