Please explain some things to a newcomer

[Calypso]

What is the purpose of this board?

What are the requirements of membership?

Does one need to be ruthlessly insane or just moderately nuts to post here?

[Mince]

What is the purpose of this board?

It's purpose is to insult all new members, you imbecile.
 

What are the requirements of membership?

There are none as far as I can tell. You don't need to be able to spell, and it's okay not to support Dundee United.

Does one need to be ruthlessly insane or just moderately nuts to post here?

Er . . . well, which one are you?

[Calypso]

It's purpose is to insult all new members, you imbecile.

Being called an imbecile by a prancing Christmas pie made of chopped-up rotten dog food doesn't really have much of an insult-impact on me.

There are none as far as I can tell. You don't need to be able to spell, and it's okay not to support Dundee United.

What are/is Dundee United? Is it something organized by the crocodile-man?

Spelling mistakes irritate me.

Does one need to be ruthlessly insane or just moderately nuts to post here?

Er . . . well, which one are you?

Is that a trick question?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Whatever.

[Diane CBPFC]

What is the purpose of this board?

Purpose is very much overrated.

What are the requirements of membership?

Well you got in....

Does one need to be ruthlessly insane or just moderately nuts to post here?

I like to think that Beau Peep notice board works on an equal opportunity policy.

[peter]

It's purpose is to insult all new members, you imbecile.

Being called an imbecile by a prancing Christmas pie made of chopped-up rotten dog food doesn't really have much of an insult-impact on me.

There are none as far as I can tell. You don't need to be able to spell, and it's okay not to support Dundee United.

What are/is Dundee United? Is it something organized by the crocodile-man?

Spelling mistakes irritate me.

Does one need to be ruthlessly insane or just moderately nuts to post here?

Er . . . well, which one are you?

Is that a trick question?

I will irritate you have a nice day.

[The Peepmaster]

I'm in charge, by the way.

[Mince]

We let him think that because it keeps him out of trouble.

[The Peepmaster]

I wasn't being pompous. It was just an aside I thought worth mentioning.

[peter]

I wasn't being pompous. It was just an aside I thought worth mentioning.

I keep a watch on Peeps just in case he gets pompous

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I can't be bothered to look just now,  but with my new admin status, can I delete this entire forum on my own, or do we all have to have our fingers on the red buttons at the same time?

[Mince]

You can delete it all on your own.

[The Peepmaster]

You can delete it all on your own.

You can hear Tarka's mind working: "Today, The Beau Peep Forum; tomorrow, THE WORLD!






Punctuation okay, Mince?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I feel like a lemming, teetering at the top of the cliff. The compulsion to jump is almost irresistible....




You didn't close your inverted commas, Peepsie.

[peter]

I can't be bothered to look just now,  but with my new admin status, can I delete this entire forum on my own, or do we all have to have our fingers on the red buttons at the same time?

Watch it. Delusion of grandure are going to your head Tarks.