Why is Mince so stupid?

[The Peepmaster]

I expect Colin loves Mince - especially in a Chilli Con Carne kind of way... 

[Mince]

No I'm not.
You didn't put a  after yours.

I don't think that will exactly hold up in a court of law. Now, if you had written "fairy nuff" . . .

[Colin]

Colllin loves minnnce





pies 

[Colin]

Let sleeping dogs lie, Mince, you obnoxious buffoon; and have some respect for your compatriots too.

Actually, that was me being nice. 

But so that there are no misunderstandings, I have not had nor do I have anything against Colin, who has made me laugh many times on this board (including his copying me above). I am glad everyone's reply to Colin's rant was balanced and kept him in mind, and I am glad he is still posting with his usual sense of humour.

And no jokes about "Mince loves Co-lin".

I don't remember saying anything funny. 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

It's the way you don't tell 'em, Colin.

[Bilthehut]

I just thought, as a newbie to this forum, I would read up on the history.

I've got this far so far .....

I have to thank Mince for maintaining such a great forum, and the Peepmaster (especially for passing on my request to join).  {there, I've done it now.  I've identified the two culprits.

I just wish that some of the info on these posts were still available.  It's been doing my head in trying to understand some of it.


Oh, well back to the screen.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Here's a huge tip that may help you enormously, Bill - don't look for sense where there is almost certainly none.

[Bilthehut]

Thanks, Tarks.  And I thought I might be going mental.
But then again, maybe I am - or not.......I ca't tell anymore.

Hang on, who are these guys in white coats coming up the drive?

No, you can't take me with you.

I'm the President.
......

[Vulture]

What's up, Bilthehut, did they not know who you were? 

[Bilthehut]

No, I left my ID in the other straitjacket.