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Offline Diane CBPFC

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Christmas Cards
« on: December 14, 2024, 01:11:03 AM »
Canada Post has been on strike for about a month now. No one will be getting Christmas Cards from me this year for this reason, instead of not getting Christmas Cards from me due to me being a lazy git.
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Christmas Cards
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2024, 08:03:21 PM »
My wife buys all the Christmas cards, writes a message in each of them, addresses the envelopes and then asks me to sign my name alongside hers. For some reason, when I say "Just go ahead and write my name---nobody will know", it does not go down well.

Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Christmas Cards
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2024, 08:18:12 PM »
I bet she makes you walk to the pillar box to post them too, Roger. Life is so unfair at times!
I apologise, in advance.