Gretna

[Vulture]

As Roger and Mince had both had a go, I just thought we were taking it in turns.

I have only a few obsessions, and helping a fully grown adult write a sentence isn't one of them. I got bored by the end of the last 'helping hand', so that's my lot for the week! 

[peter]

See only Mince is obsesive.

[peter]

Keep it up. I will then know when I have gone wrong.

Are we going to take turns helping the old boy with his grammar?

No can do me gramma died years ago.

[Roger Kettle]

"No can do me gramma died years ago."
Is it just me or does this sound like a great opening for a reggae song?

[Vulture]

I think it's just you, Roger. 

[peter]

"No can do me gramma died years ago."
Is it just me or does this sound like a great opening for a reggae song?

Any particular tune to sing it to. George

[Roger Kettle]

That's the second line!

[peter]

That's the second line!

My Grandad died of an infected toe.

[peter]

Dundee united lose to Celtic

[Roger Kettle]

Yeah, but nobody got sent off!

[peter]

Yeah, but nobody got sent off!

Great Roger. That was the only thing that I could not find out.