Have you seen Stevie's wife?
Alright, no more.
I don't mean she's just alright and no more, I mean...
I once got the late night bus from Irvine to Saltcoats and had to endure a drunk on the top deck singing "Free As A Spaniel" to the tune of Viva Espana.
Free as a Spaniel! I think I prefer that to the original!
Stevie W was married to the lovely Syreeta at one stage. I used to love her voice. Sadly I think she died recently.