Would it be too much to ask...

[Vulture]

look at the first letter of each word

 

[Diane CBPFC]

Okay, then would it be too much to ask if Peter couldn't just duct-tape Mince to a chair and lock him in the coal shed for a few months?

[Vulture]

I don't think coal sheds exist any more!

I would have thought just duct-taping Mince's fingers closed would do the trick. Unless, of course, he can use his nose to type!

[Diane CBPFC]

I don't think coal sheds exist any more!

[...]

Even better, it would be the last place the police would look for him. 

[Vulture]

I don't think coal sheds exist any more!

[...]

Even better, it would be the last place the police would look for him. 

The police would only look for Mince if someone reported him missing; who's going to do that?

[Fyodor]

I think Mince should be given a life penalty. What do you think Herr Kettlegruppenmeister?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I don't think coal sheds exist any more!

[...]

Even better, it would be the last place the police would look for him. 

The police would only look for Mince if someone reported him missing; who's going to do that?

I would feel it was my duty, Vult. I'd be round to our local constabulary like a shot, I would. I'd tell them straight. "Our Mince is missing!" I'd say....

[peter]

I would feel it was my duty, Vult. I'd be round to our local constabulary like a shot, I would. I'd tell them straight. "Our Mince is missing!" I'd say....

Dreaming I'm always dreaming.

[Vulture]

I don't think coal sheds exist any more!

[...]

Even better, it would be the last place the police would look for him. 

The police would only look for Mince if someone reported him missing; who's going to do that?

I would feel it was my duty, Vult. I'd be round to our local constabulary like a shot, I would. I'd tell them straight. "Our Mince is missing!" I'd say....

Tarquin, you're too kind hearted for your own good. It'll only lead to tears. :'(

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I don't think coal sheds exist any more!

[...]

Even better, it would be the last place the police would look for him. 

The police would only look for Mince if someone reported him missing; who's going to do that?

I would feel it was my duty, Vult. I'd be round to our local constabulary like a shot, I would. I'd tell them straight. "Our Mince is missing!" I'd say....

Tarquin, you're too kind hearted for your own good. It'll only lead to tears. :'(

Or me being locked away for my own good, having gone to the police to report missing mince.

[Diane CBPFC]

I'd back you up Tarq - I'd say there were also some onions missing too.

[peter]

I'd back you up Tarq - I'd say there were also some onions missing too.

Me to. I will say that someone stole my potatoes.

[Diamond Lil]

This is beginning to look like the classic scene in 'The Steamie' about Galloway's mince!

[Vulture]

This is beginning to look like the classic scene in 'The Steamie' about Galloway's mince!

What's 'The Steamie' and who's Galloway?

[Tom]

There's a Galloway Chutney... could that be steamed?