Well, I'm back, safe and sound. (Despite Diamond Lil, at the wheel, deciding that red traffic lights in Portugal are merely a suggestion rather than an instruction).
We had a great time. Glorious sunshine, a beautiful villa, a warm pool and a friendly bar within ambling distance---the makings of everything I wanted from the past week. I didn't write a single strip. Bliss. It was strange in the sense that it was the first time my wife and I had been on holiday without the kids---now 18 and 20---but this was compensated by the company of my sister, the aforementioned Diamond Lil, who is a juvenile loony.
We had one glorious evening where we sat at an open-air beach restaurant, eating seafood, drinking wine and watching the waves crash against those spectacular Algarve rock formations under a starry sky. About as good as it gets.
As you can imagine, I am now like a tanned Greek God. A tanned Greek God with lumpy bits. Okay, a red guy with lumpy bits.
Thank you for all the lunacy here that I've spent the last hour catching up with. It's nice to be home.