I have a photo somewhere of my face peeking through a large photo of Ally McLeod's Scotland squad.
It was a promo that toured Tesco supermarkets where members of the public could magically appear to be one of the team by sticking their heads through a hole.
The picture of the team was in black and white, yet all the souvenir photos were in colour, dulling the illusion somewhat as one's bright pink weedy fizzog appeared atop the monochrome muscular chest and thighs of one Derek Johnstone.
I'll have to look that one out. It's in a plastic bag somewhere.