Mincykins Poo Face F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel

[Vulture]

Can we just call you 'Dick' for short? 

[Mince]

Mincykins Poo Face F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel has been shortened.

[Vulture]

Mincykins Poo Face F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel has been shortened.

Let us have the unshortened version.

[Mince]

Mincykins Poo Face "Climb Every Mountain" Fim Tim Lim Bim Bim Bim Bustock F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel

[Vulture]

Mincykins Poo Face "Climb Every Mountain" Fim Tim Lim Bim Bim Bim Bustock F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel

You're having a laugh. You can't have a Lim followed by Bim Bim Bim. That means you're a girl of marriageable age! Does Peter know this? Has he arranged a suitable husband for you? Can we all come to the wedding? Have you got a wedding list?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I may be wrong, but I believe Bustock is a gender-neuterer.

A double F'tang, on the other hand, is actionable.

[Vulture]

I may be wrong, but I believe Bustock is a gender-neuterer.

A double F'tang, on the other hand, is actionable.

No, it's only a gender-neuterer if it comes before Bim Bim Bim!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Ah. I checked - you're right.

[Mince]

There is a Tarquin of the same name in this video about one third of the way through:

[Vulture]

There's a couple of 'wim bim' s in there.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I did warn you it was actionable.

[Mince]

I did warn you it was actionable.

Go on: sue Monty Python.