Help me with this punchline, please?

[Malc]

Fyodor, I have DRAWN the bloody thing already, I just want to consult you idiots respected colleagues on the punchline.

Yours is the equivalent of the lost motorist who asks a passer-by for directions only to be told "well I wouldn't start from here..."

[Diane CBPFC]

What colour did you do the prof's jacket - I hope it is not too late to change it to blue. I like blue.

[The Peepmaster]

Fyodor, I have DRAWN the bloody thing already, I just want to consult you idiots respected colleagues on the punchline.

Yours is the equivalent of the lost motorist who asks a passer-by for directions only to be told "well I wouldn't start from here..."

That would be a brilliant punchline: "Well, I wouldn't start from here".

Diane - I like blue too, but it's not a funny colour. I'm hoping the jacket was a coat, and the coat was white.

[Vulture]

What colour did you do the prof's jacket - I hope it is not too late to change it to blue. I like blue.

 

[Fyodor]

Fyodor, I have DRAWN the bloody thing already, I just want to consult you idiots respected colleagues on the punchline.

Yours is the equivalent of the lost motorist who asks a passer-by for directions only to be told "well I wouldn't start from here..."

Well, I wouldn't.

[Malc]

My blog is a little bit knackered at the moment I'm trying to get it sorted, but the cartoon is here.

[Mince]

How did he write the equations at the top? He is not tall enough.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

How did he write the equations at the top? He is not tall enough.

His desk is on castors, bone-head. I know, I know...Health & Safety, and all that...


I was wrong, Malky (about the secretary), but I'm glad you left it at that.

[Roger Kettle]

Excellent.

[Fyodor]

His maths may be spot on, but his knowledge of anatomy is questionable.

[Mince]

I love the way the "therefore" follows on from an identity matrix.

It's a bit like saying "1 and therefore my conclusion is . . .".

Apart from that, it's brilliant.

[Malc]

It's a bit like saying "1 and therefore my conclusion is . . .".

Er...didn't you actually start a thread with "1"? Did you therefore not invite us to offer conclusions?

WELL???!!!!

Oh, and that might be the mathematical sign for "therefore", but it might also be some alka selzer bubbles coming out of the glass.

[The Peepmaster]

I quite like the well-developed girl in the green top.

[Diane CBPFC]

The boy in the front row looks like his head is already full.

[Malc]

The class is representational. A blonde, a brunette, a redhead and a macrocephalic.