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Colin

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The scar on my neck after the op
« on: December 08, 2007, 05:21:38 PM »
looks horrible.


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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: The scar on my neck after the op
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2007, 05:56:58 PM »
Nice shirt though.  :-X
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Colin

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Re: The scar on my neck after the op
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2007, 07:53:27 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on December 08, 2007, 05:56:58 PM
Nice shirt though.  :-X

I've always told my wife that I hate brown clothes  ;D
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Re: The scar on my neck after the op
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2007, 08:15:57 PM »
Am I supposed to be seeing a photo here?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: The scar on my neck after the op
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2007, 08:29:47 PM »
Talking about a pain in the neck - has anyone heard from Mince lately?
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Re: The scar on my neck after the op
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2007, 08:36:52 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on December 08, 2007, 08:29:47 PM
Talking about a pain in the neck - has anyone heard from Mince lately?

He's probably out looking for a chip shop that's open.  :D
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Re: The scar on my neck after the op
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2007, 08:43:06 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on December 08, 2007, 08:15:57 PM
Am I supposed to be seeing a photo here?

Be thankful if you can't, Roger.
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Tom

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Re: The scar on my neck after the op
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2007, 08:46:37 PM »
I can't see it either... all I've got is a red cross x .
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Re: The scar on my neck after the op
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2007, 08:54:44 PM »
Quote from: Tom on December 08, 2007, 08:46:37 PM
I can't see it either... all I've got is a red cross x .

I have not got the Red Cross

But the Salvation Armies just around the corner
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Re: The scar on my neck after the op
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2007, 08:55:17 PM »
I'm looking at a (by my reckoning) 5-inch horizontal scar on the side of Tom's neck, rather neatly held together by 12 metal staples and a small amount of encrusted blood. The shirt is basically brown, but has a patern of thin horizontal red stripes, flanked by white stripes. And Tom needs a shave, but I can quite understand why he is reluctant to do so at the moment.

All in all, I'd rather be looking at a picture of cute puppy dogs...or a box with a little red cross in it.
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Re: The scar on my neck after the op
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2007, 08:57:13 PM »
WHAT? Tom's been injured as well as Colin?
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Re: The scar on my neck after the op
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2007, 08:58:48 PM »
Poor old Tom - there must be a jinx on this board.
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Re: The scar on my neck after the op
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2007, 08:59:25 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on December 08, 2007, 08:57:13 PM
WHAT? Tom's been injured as well as Colin?
Bloody hell its catching
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Re: The scar on my neck after the op
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2007, 09:12:10 PM »
Look, I did say "by my reckoning" - I mean, we can't see his face so how the hell am I supposed to know who it is really? And I wouldn't know for sure even if it DID show his face.

And who made YOU lot perfect anyway?

And don't any of you recognise irony when you see it?

Actually, I should have thought of that last sentence first.

Sorry, Colin.

Sorry, Tom.

Still like the shirt (actually, I hate it!).

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Re: The scar on my neck after the op
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2007, 09:15:00 PM »
Yes, yes - so I've had a little red wine tonight. Do you want to make something of it?
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