Roger Kettle is a Gentleman

[Diane CBPFC]

He would never say, ?Buy this shirt you idiot!?  - I think the advertising should reflect more of Roger?s personality.

How could the wording be changed so that those old tee shirts can be unloaded with a little bit more of a classy sales pitch?

[Malc]

I'm assuming those old t-shirts are in boxes of 100 in varying sizes in Roger's garage, so the wording is, like the poor, always with us.

Unless you can apply some iron-on vinyl cover tape. How about obscuring the last word to have "Buy this shirt, you"?

Or the first word could be covered to leave "this shirt, you idiot!"

If only people would consult me before they rushed all giddy into these business ventures, the world would be a much happier place.

[Roger Kettle]

We sell t-shirts?

[The Peepmaster]

We sell t-shirts?

I had an order for a mug, yesterday. It briefly went through my mind that Mince's marketing slogan "Buy one, idiot!" might actually be working...  :

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I had an order for a mug, yesterday.

A truer word was never spoked.