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Offline The Peepmaster

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I am not a "User"
« on: January 16, 2008, 11:32:01 PM »
I just noticed that there are loads of people looking at this site, labeled either "user" or "guest". I'm not a guest, but I'm definitely not a "user". That implies an enjoyer of narcotics etc...
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lucy

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Re: I am not a "User"
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 11:39:24 PM »

 Im not a "user" nor a guest . Im just checking if your're online. I got more chance catching you here than anywhere else :)
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I am not a "User"
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 11:58:43 PM »
Princess - I think you'll find you're a "User" now you've signed up. Be especially careful with your spelling and grammar, as Sargent Mince patrols these boards quite regularly, and he's a pernicketty old fart. You're in "The Legion" now, and there's no escape.

Pop round soon, I need a button sewing on.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: I am not a "User"
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2008, 01:06:21 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on January 16, 2008, 11:58:43 PM
Pop round soon, I need a button sewing on.

Aaah, the stench of romance!
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I am not a "User"
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2008, 01:18:20 AM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on January 17, 2008, 01:06:21 AM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on January 16, 2008, 11:58:43 PM
Pop round soon, I need a button sewing on.

Aaah, the stench of romance!

Ha ha - "stench"! It's not that bad. Don't worry though, cos Lucy's booked in for Friday anyway, so she'll hopefully help with this and that.
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Malc

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Re: I am not a "User"
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2008, 03:59:02 AM »
That's the first time I've heard it called that.


Or "this".
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A Woman

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Re: I am not a "User"
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2008, 01:00:19 PM »
Be cafeful, Peepsie, it might be more than a button that gets stitched up if you openly imply she's a maid servant at your beck and call.  ;D

 ;)
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I am not a "User"
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2008, 01:17:25 PM »
Quote from: A Woman on January 18, 2008, 01:00:19 PM
Be cafeful, Peepsie, it might be more than a button that gets stitched up if you openly imply she's a maid servant at your beck and call.  ;D

 ;)

Look sweetie, I know she's not a maid servant, but she is very dutiful, and does clean my bathroom for me now and again. I don't think I take her for granted. Many is the time I find myself gazing across at her, reflecting to myself, and thinking how lucky she is to have me.
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peter

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Re: I am not a "User"
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2008, 01:41:31 PM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on January 18, 2008, 01:17:25 PM
Quote from: A Woman on January 18, 2008, 01:00:19 PM
Be cafeful, Peepsie, it might be more than a button that gets stitched up if you openly imply she's a maid servant at your beck and call.  ;D

 ;)

Look sweetie, I know she's not a maid servant, but she is very dutiful, and does clean my bathroom for me now and again. I don't think I take her for granted. Many is the time I find myself gazing across at her, reflecting to myself, and thinking how lucky she is to have me.

She gazes back thinking how did I get involve with this peasant.
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A Woman

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Re: I am not a "User"
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2008, 03:23:29 PM »
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She gazes back thinking how did I get involve with this peasant.

Brilliant!  :D ;)
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Vulture

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Re: I am not a "User"
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2008, 04:39:36 PM »
Quote from: A Woman on January 18, 2008, 03:23:29 PM
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She gazes back thinking how did I get involve with this peasant.

Brilliant!  :D ;)

Double brilliant, Peter.  :D :D
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Malc

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Re: I am not a "User"
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2008, 01:27:55 AM »
It wasn't THAT brilliant. You're just saying that 'cos you're handmaidens of Beelzebub girls.
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Vulture

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Re: I am not a "User"
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2008, 08:25:42 AM »
Quote from: Malc on January 19, 2008, 01:27:55 AM
It wasn't THAT brilliant. You're just saying that 'cos you're handmaidens of Beelzebub girls.

Well, I can't answer for AW but I thought Peter comment was really funny; all the more so for having less mistakes than usual!  :D
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: I am not a "User"
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2008, 09:49:51 AM »
Quote from: Vulture on January 19, 2008, 08:25:42 AM
Quote from: Malc on January 19, 2008, 01:27:55 AM
It wasn't THAT brilliant. You're just saying that 'cos you're handmaidens of Beelzebub girls.

Well, I can't answer for AW but I thought Peter comment was really funny; all the more so for having less mistakes than usual!  :D

You missed an apostrophe, and an "s".
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Fyodor

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Re: I am not a "User"
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2008, 10:32:54 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on January 19, 2008, 09:49:51 AM
Quote from: Vulture on January 19, 2008, 08:25:42 AM
Quote from: Malc on January 19, 2008, 01:27:55 AM
It wasn't THAT brilliant. You're just saying that 'cos you're handmaidens of Beelzebub girls.

Well, I can't answer for AW but I thought Peter comment was really funny; all the more so for having less mistakes than usual!  :D

You missed an apostrophe, and an "s".
And it should have been "fewer" mistakes.
« Last Edit: January 21, 2008, 04:28:15 PM by Fyodor »
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