and everything

[Rob Baker]

The Word 2000 grammar checker is an impertinent piece that junk that would not know a sentence fragment if it balanced all its words end-on-end in a tall line, wiggled madly side to side and chanted: "I'm a sentence fragment but I don't care!"

It makes sense to me.

The "that" in bold is a conjunction.

The Word 2000 grammar checker is an impertinent piece that junk (that would not know a sentence fragment if it balanced all its words end-on-end in a tall line), wiggled madly side to side and chanted: "I'm a sentence fragment but I don't care!"

I am saying that the grammar checker is such a bad "piece" that junk wiggled and chanted. (The junk, by the way, would not know a sentence fragment if it balanced all its words end-on-end in a tall line.)

Does Word 2000 translate stuff into English as well? 

[Mince]

Does Word 2000 translate stuff into English as well? 

Yes, it does for those who have difficulty with simple English can't read well.

[lucy]

My english and grammar not very good ( so I been told ) , considering I speak 3 languages is not bad going for a glorified maid/servant!!

[The Peepmaster]

that junk that?

The Word 2000 grammar checker is an impertinent piece that junk that would not know a sentence fragment if it balanced all its words end-on-end in a tall line, wiggled madly side to side and chanted: "I'm a sentence fragment but I don't care!"

It makes sense to me.

The "that" in bold is a conjunction.

The Word 2000 grammar checker is an impertinent piece that junk (that would not know a sentence fragment if it balanced all its words end-on-end in a tall line), wiggled madly side to side and chanted: "I'm a sentence fragment but I don't care!"

I am saying that the grammar checker is such a bad "piece" that junk wiggled and chanted. (The junk, by the way, would not know a sentence fragment if it balanced all its words end-on-end in a tall line.)

So read more, Peepmaster. People will think you illiterate.

No, sorry, Mince - it's still complete bollo balderdash.

The phrase "Hoist by one's own petard" comes to mind. "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones", is another. "Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.", is yet another. "Mince is a twit", is one more.

[The Peepmaster]

My english and grammar not very good ( so I been told ) , considering I speak 3 languages is not bad going for a glorified maid/servant!!

Hi Lucy! (You wouldn't think she was only in the other room!)

[peter]

Maybe it's the only way that she can communicate with you.

[Mince]

No, sorry, Mince - it's still complete bollo balderdash.

That's because you can't read.

[Colin]

Does Word 2000 translate stuff into English as well? 

Yes, it does for those who have difficulty with simple English can't read well.

Shouldn't the "have" have a line through it too?

[Mince]

The phrase "can't read well" is a compound noun.

[The Peepmaster]

Shall we all vote on whether we think your earlier diatribe makes complete sense or not, Mince?

I say "Nay".

[Mince]

You are going to ask for a vote from a bunch of illiterate idiots?

[peter]

Hay less off the idiots.

[Mince]

And he's the brightest of the lot of you.

[peter]

He wants one of my sweets

[The Peepmaster]

Hay less off the idiots.

Priceless!