and everything

[Colin]

What was the question?

[Malc]

This is one of the funniest threads ever, and everything.

My wife keeps asking me why I'm chortling. I said "if you gave me sex I wouldn't have to chortle".

I'm just going to confirm that "chortle" means what I think it means, hang on....

(Sounds of Malc's footsteps disappearing down tiled hallway again)

[Tom]

Makes perfect sense to me, innit.

[peter]

Makes perfect sense to me, innit.

Donit Get it right if you are going to paraphrase me

[The Peepmaster]

Makes perfect sense to me, innit.

Donit Get it right if you are going to paraphrase me

"Innit" is the correct current way for young people to say it wrong actually. Don't you know nuffink?

[Vulture]

Makes perfect sense to me, innit.

Donit Get it right if you are going to paraphrase me

"Innit" is the correct current way for young people to say it wrong actually. Don't you know nuffink?

OK. I get  'innit' but what's 'Donit' mean?

[peter]

Makes perfect sense to me, innit.

Donit Get it right if you are going to paraphrase me

"Innit" is the correct current way for young people to say it wrong actually. Don't you know nuffink?

Posibly a local dialect of Leicester, Read -"have you donit yet"

OK. I get  'innit' but what's 'Donit' mean?[SEE above]

[Vulture]

Makes perfect sense to me, innit.

Donit Get it right if you are going to paraphrase me

"Innit" is the correct current way for young people to say it wrong actually. Don't you know nuffink?

Posibly a local dialect of Leicester, Read -"have you donit yet"

OK. I get  'innit' but what's 'Donit' mean?[SEE above]

Ahh! I see. I thought it was a confection with jam in the middle and sugar on the outside.

[peter]

No that's a donut dint you get it.

[Vulture]

No that's a donut dint you get it.

I do now!

[Tom]

I'm confused. Was I right or wrong?

[Mince]

I'm confused. Was I right or wrong?

It would be wrong to say that you were right in your wrong assumption that you were wrong.

[Malc]

(Malc's footsteps are heard approaching up the tiled hallway)

Right, apparently chortling isn't anything to do with the five knuckle shuffle, it's a noise one makes denoting pleasure.

Ahem.

I probably fused the words "choking" (as in chicken) and "hurtling" (as in 'with great speed').

Yes, that was probably it.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

That's okay, Malc. So long as you don't make a regular habit of it.

[The Peepmaster]

That's okay, Malc. So long as you don't make a regular habit of it.

That's okay, Malc. As long as you don't make a regular habit of it.