How many times

[Mince]

. . . have you read each Beau Peep book?

[The Peepmaster]

Who are you asking? If it's Margaret Thatcher, the answer's probably "Never".

[Mince]

I was asking only one person, a guy who wears short pink skirts, and you answered very quickly. Thanks.

[The Peepmaster]

I was asking only one person, a guy who wears short pink skirts, and you answered very quickly. Thanks.

At least I don't wear Thomas-the-Tank-Engine pyjamas!

[Roger Kettle]

I'm curious, Peeps---what DO babe-magnets like you wear in bed? I'm a long johns and balaclava man, myself. I find, at my age, it doesn't do to inflame the missus.

[Mince]

I was asking only one person, a guy who wears short pink skirts, and you answered very quickly. Thanks.

At least I don't wear Thomas-the-Tank-Engine pyjamas!

Hey, I only wear them because they go with the quilt cover.

[peter]

I'm curious, Peeps---what DO babe-magnets like you wear in bed? I'm a long johns and balaclava man, myself. I find, at my age, it doesn't do to inflame the missus.

And they still insist on most of the duvet

[The Peepmaster]

I'm curious, Peeps---what DO babe-magnets like you wear in bed? I'm a long johns and balaclava man, myself. I find, at my age, it doesn't do to inflame the missus.

Just a splash of Hugo Boss in the armpits usually suffices, Roger. 

[Roger Kettle]

Ah, that's where I went wrong. I used to drink it.

[peter]

With me it was Old Spice

[The Peepmaster]

With me it was Old Spice

How did that taste?

[peter]

 A bouquet of sweet wild strawberries with a touch of alcohol just gives it that hints of sea breeze.then the liquid touches the tonsils and the aft burn is exquisite.