How many more deliberate mistakes in my English should I make this year to keep Peepmaster happy?
Mince, you're an adopted friend here, so we just like to see that underneath all the bluff, the pig-headedness, pomp, obnoxiousness, ignorance, damn rudeness, pathetic interjections, and rank stupidity, there's a normal person there. The odd mistake with your English helps establish that, and then we don't feel too badly about you.
