I was sent here becuase I was told that their was an Agony Uncle called "Roger" who could answer all my questions. I want to ask you some questions for you to answer -- obviously -- so hear they are ......
1) Is your agony uncle question section really called "Buy Curious"? It's just that ..... well, answer the question first.
2) Have you heard anything about a palm rub done when someone is shaking or holding hands that indicates they want to have sex with you? It sounds like some kind of secret sex handshake - and I've heard nothing about it till today.
3) I have heard beggars can make a nice $100,000 salary, I was wondering if this is true.