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Ask Roger
« on: March 02, 2008, 03:59:08 PM »
I was sent here becuase I was told that their was an Agony Uncle called "Roger" who could answer all my questions. I want to ask you some questions for you to answer -- obviously -- so hear they are ......

1) Is your agony uncle question section really called "Buy Curious"? It's just that ..... well, answer the question first.

2) Have you heard anything about a palm rub done when someone is shaking or holding hands that indicates they want to have sex with you? It sounds like some kind of secret sex handshake - and I've heard nothing about it till today.

3) I have heard beggars can make a nice $100,000 salary, I was wondering if this is true.

peter

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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2008, 04:51:59 PM »
More like a agony grandad

Vulture

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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2008, 05:32:09 PM »
I was sent here becuase I was told that their was an Agony Uncle called "Roger" who could answer all my questions. I want to ask you some questions for you to answer -- obviously -- so hear they are ......

1) Is your agony uncle question section really called "Buy Curious"? It's just that ..... well, answer the question first.

2) Have you heard anything about a palm rub done when someone is shaking or holding hands that indicates they want to have sex with you? It sounds like some kind of secret sex handshake - and I've heard nothing about it till today.

3) I have heard beggars can make a nice $100,000 salary, I was wondering if this is true.

I think this Curious poster has got to be ::), Tarquin or Peeps (or maybe one of their birds) - what do you think, Peter?

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2008, 06:06:12 PM »

I think this Curious poster has got to be ::), Tarquin or Peeps (or maybe one of their birds) - what do you think, Peter?

Well, it's not me, OR one of my birds, so with the greatest respect, I suggest it must be some other loony.

Of course, it could easily be " ::) "
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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2008, 06:12:26 PM »
It's not me. Check the IP number.

peter

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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2008, 06:15:46 PM »
I think that they protest to much.

peter

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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2008, 06:18:27 PM »
how do you do this secret hand shake Curious? I would not like to miss it .

Curious

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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2008, 06:27:54 PM »
Oh yes ROgers online, now I will get some asnwers.

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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2008, 06:28:45 PM »
I'm curious to know why Curious is apparantly dressed as a pirate.

Curious

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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2008, 06:35:15 PM »
I'm just back from pirating and I havent had time to change.

peter

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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2008, 06:41:43 PM »
She is just waiting for a jolly Roger to come by.

BAye

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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2008, 07:00:32 PM »
I have a question aswell.

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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2008, 07:07:20 PM »
It's not me. Check the IP number.

Of course not. How could I doubt a man of your schemi integrity. ::)
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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2008, 07:12:59 PM »
It's not me.

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Re: Ask Roger
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2008, 07:41:33 PM »
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