Has Andy Capp Got a Mobile Phone?

[The Peepmaster]

The expressions I like up here in Scotland are "On your way" (for "after you"), and "is that you?", (for "have you finished?").

[Fyodor]

What's the phone gag, Peepo? Well out wi it!

[The Peepmaster]

What's the phone gag, Peepo? Well out wi it!

Andy (on couch): "No sorry, she's out"

"I'm waiting for her to get back too".

"I need another beer from the fridge".

[Fyodor]

Thank you. Works for me. 

[Roger Kettle]

Not funny at all (He says, writing it down).

[Diane CBPFC]

Here Roger ? I too will donate a gag so you can have the rest of the day off to play a round of golf?

Andy Cap lies on the couch and the phone rings.

Doris has to come in from the kitchen to answer it.

?It?s your Mum? she says passing the phone.

Tell her I will phone her back when I?m not so busy.

[Roger Kettle]

I like the idea of bringing Beau Peep's Doris into Andy Capp!

[Vulture]

Here Roger ? I too will donate a gag so you can have the rest of the day off to play a round of golf?

Andy Cap lies on the couch and the phone rings.

Doris has to come in from the kitchen to answer it.

?It?s your Mum? she says passing the phone.

Tell her I will phone her back when I?m not so busy.

 

[The Peepmaster]

Is Doris a new lodger?

[Vulture]

Is Doris a new lodger?

Peeps, read it again. Doris came out of the kitchen; she must be Mrs Capp!

[peter]

Flo is Andys wife

[The Peepmaster]

Is Doris a new lodger?

Peeps, read it again. Doris came out of the kitchen; she must be Mrs Capp!

So what happened to Flo? Did she divorce Andy? Did Flo die? Did Andy then marry this Doris woman? Wasn't that a bit hasty? Does Doris really love Andy? Hasn't she read everything that's been written about him? (It's hardly been kept a secret). Maybe Doris is a bit of a masochist. I wish her luck - she'll need it!

[Vulture]

Flo is Andys wife

I don't care; by the standards of the men on this board, any female that comes out of a kitchen MUST be the missus!

[The Peepmaster]

Don't be stupid.



What's a kitchen again?

[Diane CBPFC]

I knew it wasn?t Doris but was too lazy to look up who his wife was ? I thought surely a little slip like that would go un-noticed or if noticed people would be too polite to point it out.