I Love My Beau Peep Mug Because...

[Malc]

I sometimes have leftover wine, but it's due to me having passed out halfway through the second bottle.
Passed out leftovers...
I think that's the REAL reason for the Jewish Passover festival. It's to celebrate the wrath of the Lord being visited on the unrighteous whilst the righteous were passed out drunk on leftovers.

See? You can be a dedicated drunk AND a good person, which must come as some relief to all of us.

[The Peepmaster]

I'm really proud of my Beau Peep mugs, (I have 2).

Has anyone got any photos of Beau Peep mugs in unusual places - like the top of Mount Everest; on the Moon; balanced on the Queen's head; or - (and this is a far-fetched scenario), in Mince's ownership?  :

[Mince]

You do, or at least you soon will have - somewhere where the sun don't shine.

[The Peepmaster]

You do, or at least you soon will have - somewhere where the sun don't shine.

"...sun doesn't shine", Mincey!

[Mince]

It's idiomatic, plonker.

[The Peepmaster]

It's idiomatic, plonker.

Ah, peculiar to idiots. That makes sense now.

[Mince]

It's idiomatic, plonker.

Ah, peculiar to idiots. That makes sense now.

Yes, idiots do find the phrase peculiar, and sometimes even wrongly think that it's bad English.