new definitions of words

[Mince]

faculty

I wanted to make myself a drink but in the cupboard there was no coffee and faculty.

[The Peepmaster]

Happiness

What happiness that Mince can be at times.  :

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Is this another attempt to sell Beau Peep mugs?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

By the way, Mince, do you live in the countryside?

[Mince]

By the way, Mince, do you live in the countryside?

Yes, it does sound rather countrified.

[Vulture]

Happiness

What happiness that Mince can be at times.  :

Is this an oblique reference to 'There's a Girl in my Soup'?

[The Peepmaster]

Happiness

What happiness that Mince can be at times.  :

Is this an oblique reference to 'There's a Girl in my Soup'?

Yes, only in this case it's "There's a Prat on my Forum".

[Vulture]

Happiness

What happiness that Mince can be at times.  :

Is this an oblique reference to 'There's a Girl in my Soup'?

Yes, only in this case it's "There's a Prat on my Forum".

If it's your forum, who's Roger?

[Mince]

expenses

Several of my pens have stopped working so they are now expenses.

[Mince]

coincide

Killing a coin.

[Mince]

anthem

The changes would affect both us anthem.

[Mince]

independent

I used a pen to make a dent in the table and put a crumb in it. The crumb was independent.

[Vulture]

I get the feeling Mince is; bored, has nothing to do; needs to get a life!

[Diane CBPFC]

faculty

I wanted to make myself a drink but in the cupboard there was no coffee and faculty.

I get the other ones but I don't get this one - please explain. It might be important.

[Mince]

... no coffee and "very little" tea.

Actually, "very little" should be "none at all".