Beau Peep on eBay.

[Roger Kettle]

Currently, there are 30 items available under "Beau Peep" on eBay. Only one item has attracted a bid---the misspelt "Beau Peep Bunnykins" figurine of the nursery rhyme shepherdess.
Sigh.

[The Peepmaster]

Is it big enough to hit somebody over the head with (in case, say, a shotgun wasn't available)?

[Roger Kettle]

Probably.

[Colin]

Nice avatar Roger.

Edit: Just noticed that it was mentioned in another thread.

[The Peepmaster]

Nice avatar Roger.

I blame the botox injections.

[Roger Kettle]

Beautox.

[The Peepmaster]

Damn! Why didn't I think of that?

[Diane CBPFC]

I think having Beau Peep book #1 online has taken the wind out of the sails of the eBay people. I just looked 158 hits and only about ten of them were me.

[The Peepmaster]

I think having Beau Peep book #1 online has taken the wind out of the sails of the eBay people. I just looked 158 hits and only about ten of them were me.

Your fragrance, sensitivity and intelligence are an example to us all the rest of them on here, Diane. I salute you.

[Diane CBPFC]

I think having Beau Peep book #1 online has taken the wind out of the sails of the eBay people. I just looked 158 hits and only about ten of them were me.

Your fragrance, sensitivity and intelligence are an example to us all the rest of them on here, Diane. I salute you.

Oh, Bugger off you sarcastic git.