My favourite edible fish.

[Roger Kettle]

1. Tuna.
2. Cod.
3rd=. Monkfish. Haddock.
5. Sole.
6. Gnu. (Nature's best kept secret---while most people regard this creature as bovine, it's actually a fish).
7. Goldfish.
8. That's it.
9. Apart from halibut.
10. And barracuda.

[Mince]

I remember a guy in a packed train I was travelling in who ate a tin of mackerel with his fingers and stunk the whole train out. If I had had some matches, I would have set fire to him.

[Roger Kettle]

11. Mackerel. (That was me).

[The Peepmaster]

I remember a guy in a packed train I was travelling in who ate a tin of mackerel with his fingers and stunk the whole train out. If I had had some matches, I would have set fire to him.

Were they packed like sardines in the train?

[The Peepmaster]

I'm very fond of smoked haddock. Grilled mackerel also.

Tinned salmon with new potatoes and salad, and plenty of Hellmans Mayonnaise is also an culinary pleasure.

[Tom]

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Never tasted it... sounds good though!!!

[Tom]

Shark. I have tasted shark. Nice with asparagus.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Can't stand fish (apart from battered haddock)!

Roger, you're in denial about the gnu.

Mincey, I'd have given you the matches.

[Fyodor]

Wot, no bass, no sole , no coley, no plaice no place?

[Malc]

Fish fingers are my fish of choice, preferably Birds Eye, but I have had Tesco's own brand and Findus.

Look what you've done! Now I want to have fish.

Hope no-one starts talking about sex.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Can't stand sex...

[Malc]

...not even Tesco's home brand?

[The Peepmaster]

I think he meant: "Can't stand... Sex...".

[Mince]

I think he meant: "Can't stand... Sex...".

Well, next time, he ought to keep that kind of thing private.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I think he meant: "Can't stand... Sex...".

Well, next time, he ought to keep that kind of thing private.

I do.