I'll buy a mug

[Mince]

Okay, I've decided to buy a Beau Peep mug. When can you get it to me?

[Mince]

Anyone?

[Mince]

Look, just forget the whole thing, okay?

[The Peepmaster]

I'm waiting for Roger to confirm whether we can reverse policy and let you have one. These internal communication memos take time to process you know.

[Roger Kettle]

Stick on a 20% Mince Tax.

[Fyodor]

 Re: I'll buy a mug
? Reply #2 on: Today at 01:55:40 am ?

Look, just forget the whole thing, okay?

Mince, do you ever sleep?

[Mince]

I had to make sure no one took me up on the offer.

[Vulture]

Re: I'll buy a mug
? Reply #2 on: Today at 01:55:40 am ?

Look, just forget the whole thing, okay?

Mince, do you ever sleep?

Fyodor, have you never heard the saying: 'the devil never sleeps'?

[Fyodor]

Point taken, oh scavenging one.

[A Woman]

Tell you what..... Beau Peep mugs are high valuable merchandise...............


One of those rare occasions just happened were upon I offered to make Tarq's a cuppa. I asked him to pass me his favourite (Beau peep) mug in order to make him a fresh one. As he leaned over his drawing board, he accidentally dropped his mug full force onto his shiny new 19" laptop keyboard, sending the dregs spilling over the keys and splattering the screen.

Now, what was really  shocking is how he was more concerned about a bit of painted pottery than he was his window to the world laptop! :

I don't get it!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

That's a shocking lie - it's a 17" laptop.

[A Woman]

That's a shocking lie - it's a 17" laptop.

.......... I'm sure you told me it was bigger than THAT!

So does that mean you exaggerate about the size of everything, then?

[Malc]

Well surely YOU would know!

[A Woman]

Well surely YOU would know!

Well, Malc, men can be such liars and unless we're totally engaged and paying attention, many a white lie can slip by!

I know nothing, me!

Right, back to the subject in hand..... mugs!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]