Finish the Quote

[Mince]

From the television:

"She was the kind of woman who loved to be seduced. And she couldn't resist temptation. She longed for passion, excitement and ..."

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

If you think anyone's going to say "Mince!", you're sorely mistaken.

...football!  (no, hang on - that IS passion and excitement)


...a chicken Tarka (like a chicken tikka, only 'otter.....okay, it's not original).

[Mince]

If you think anyone's going to say "Mince!", you're sorely mistaken.

That never occurred to me. I must be slipping.

It's from an advert. My first thought was ". . . and didn't have a job."

[Malc]

..."a man to fix her shelves in the dining room"

[Vulture]

From the television:

"She was the kind of woman who loved to be seduced. And she couldn't resist temptation. She longed for passion, excitement and ..."

... a Cadbury's Flake....?

[Diane CBPFC]

...relished being ten points up in the Beau Peep challenge.

[Mince]

...relished being ten points up in the Beau Peep challenge.

Don't tell me Tarquin's ahead again.

[The Peepmaster]

"She was the kind of woman who loved to be seduced. And she couldn't resist temptation. She longed for passion, excitement and anything but Mince. Funny really - for as long as she could remember, she'd only ever gone for real men like The Peepmaster. Now there was a man. The kind of guy who'd send birds into raptures of bliss just by casting a glance their way. She gripped her pillow tightly, her beating heart echoing her thoughts as she counted the seconds until his return. "

[Fyodor]

Come again?

[Vulture]

"She was the kind of woman who loved to be seduced. And she couldn't resist temptation. She longed for passion, excitement and anything but Mince. Funny really - for as long as she could remember, she'd only ever gone for real men like The Peepmaster. Now there was a man. The kind of guy who'd send birds into raptures of bliss just by casting a glance their way. She gripped her pillow tightly, her beating heart echoing her thoughts as she counted the seconds until his return. "

Delusions of ..... Oh! I see. You're refering to birds of the feathered kind; with brains the size of a pea!

[Roger Kettle]

"She was the kind of woman who loved to be seduced. And she couldn't resist temptation. She longed for passion, excitement and anything but Mince. Funny really - for as long as she could remember, she'd only ever gone for real men like The Peepmaster. Now there was a man. The kind of guy who'd send birds into raptures of bliss just by casting a glance their way. She gripped her pillow tightly, her beating heart echoing her thoughts as she counted the seconds until his return. "

I found this very moving.

[Diane CBPFC]

Peepmaster, you could make a fortune churning out crap like that for the romance novel industry.  It was rather good.

[Mince]

Peepmaster, you could make a fortune churning out crap like that for the romance novel industry.  It was rather good.

Well, he'd have to use a handsome guy to make it work.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Peepmaster, you could make a fortune churning out crap like that for the romance novel industry.  It was rather good.

Well, he'd have to use a handsome guy to make it work.

[Mince]

Peepmaster, you could make a fortune churning out crap like that for the romance novel industry.  It was rather good.

Well, he'd have to use a handsome guy to make it work.

Tarquin, are you saying that you know of one?