I've thought of something good about Mince

[Mince]

If Peepmaster had pointed that out in one of my posts, you wouldn't have called him a pedant; you'd have congratulated him. Why does everyone on this board pick on me? All girls together - that's what it is.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Tight-fisted, pedantic, paranoid git.

[The Peepmaster]

Well I'm definitely going to check my spelling before next insulting Mince.

I'm off to look up "inept buffoon".

[Mince]

Peepmaster, why does it say "Skirt Wearer" under your name? It's been there a few weeks now.

[The Peepmaster]

Peepmaster, why does it say "Skirt Wearer" under your name? It's been there a few weeks now.

I've no idea. I expect it's been put there by what we in the trade call a twat.

[Mince]

[Mince]

I bet you leave it there just to prove that it doesn't bother you and that you are above it all.

[The Peepmaster]

I hadn't noticed it to be honest. Such is the impact of your "wit".

[Mince]

Yes, I do apologise.

IMPORTANT: Please, everyone, continue not to notice that Peepmaster has "Skirt Wearer" under his name.

That should do it.

[Diane CBPFC]

I thought that Peepmaster was perhaps wearing a Scottish kilt.

[Mince]

I thought that Peepmaster was perhaps wearing a Scottish kilt.

That's what I meant.

Gee, did I ever not hear the end of it!

[Diane CBPFC]

Another thing we don't look at/care about is the "contribution" - now that Ground Beef has brought our attention to that side show, I would like to know how his contribution is so much more, and yet at the same time, so much less than everyone else's.

Any ideas? You don't think it is his phone number do you?

[Diane CBPFC]