And a belated Happy Birthday from me too, Diane!
I feel the time is right to present you with a little something in honour of all your work and dedication in running the Canadian Branch of the Beau Peep Fan Club:
These are pretty rare I should think, and were issued by the Daily Star Editor back in 1987. Famous recipients included Bob Monkhouse, Mark Thatcher, Quentin Crisp, Pat Cash and King Hassan of Morroco.
(I hasten to add, by the way, that I'm not implying you are 'outstandingly stupid', but it was the only award-type-thing that I had to hand
).