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Offline Roger Kettle

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My Computer Skills.
« on: May 26, 2008, 07:47:12 PM »
I'm tired of being the butt of endless jokes about my computer skills so I'm determined to improve them. Okay, the top line of keys on my laptop start with "esc" and then there's a sequence of "F" numbers with pretty pictures underneath. What the hell are THEY for? I've never touched any of them in my life!
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Vulture

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Re: My Computer Skills.
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2008, 07:51:16 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on May 26, 2008, 07:47:12 PM
I'm tired of being the butt of endless jokes about my computer skills so I'm determined to improve them. Okay, the top line of keys on my laptop start with "esc" and then there's a sequence of "F" numbers with pretty pictures underneath. What the hell are THEY for? I've never touched any of them in my life!

Yes. We've all heard THAT before.
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Offline Mince

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Re: My Computer Skills.
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2008, 07:51:54 PM »
F1 = Help

F2 = Edit name of file

F5 = Refresh Web Page
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: My Computer Skills.
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2008, 08:57:00 PM »
I might start using F1 a lot.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: My Computer Skills.
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2008, 09:41:50 PM »
Coo! I didn't know F2 did that. Very handy! Thanks, Mincey.  :-*

Roger, sometimes you've got to touch.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: My Computer Skills.
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2008, 10:00:51 PM »
I'm scared, Tarks, scared. It's just sittin' there and I wanna...but... I'm scared. Sometimes, I'm alone here in the dark and I wanna just reach out and touch but I can't. I can't. Don't ask me to do this, Tarks. There ain't nuttin' I wouldn't do for you, Tarks, but don't ask me to do this. I'm beggin' you.
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madjock

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Re: My Computer Skills.
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2008, 10:11:55 PM »
Erm do you and Tarks need your own room Roger? lol
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Re: My Computer Skills.
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2008, 10:28:16 PM »
Quote from: madjock on May 26, 2008, 10:11:55 PM
Erm do you and Tarks need your own room Roger? lol


I think they're both alone together already - I think a room is not needed!  :D
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Re: My Computer Skills.
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2008, 11:24:58 PM »
Quote from: Roger Kettle on May 26, 2008, 10:00:51 PM
I wanna just reach out and touch but I can't. I can't. Don't ask me to do this, Tarks. There ain't nuttin' I wouldn't do for you, Tarks, but don't ask me to do this. I'm beggin' you.
Ok I got told off for swearing, and this sounds like something from Readers Wives! (not that I would know what that is btw) ;D
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: My Computer Skills.
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2008, 12:58:35 AM »
PUT THE LIGHT ON...QUI-I-I-I-I-ICK!.... :o :o :o
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: My Computer Skills.
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2008, 07:18:49 AM »
My "F" buttons have different default functions.

F1 & 2 = Brightness
F3 = Mute
F4 & 5 = Sound
F6 = Number Lock
F7 = Toggles Video Output
F8 = Different Desktops
F9 = Shows all Open Windows
F10 = Shows all Open Windows in Current Application
F 11 = Hides all Open Windows
F12  Shows all Widgets
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Re: My Computer Skills.
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2008, 07:59:47 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on May 27, 2008, 07:18:49 AM
My "F" buttons have different default functions.

F1 & 2 = Brightness
F3 = Mute
F4 & 5 = Sound
F6 = Number Lock
F7 = Toggles Video Output
F8 = Different Desktops
F9 = Shows all Open Windows
F10 = Shows all Open Windows in Current Application
F 11 = Hides all Open Windows
F12  Shows all Widgets

Is this on its own or in conjuction with the Fn key or ALT key?
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: My Computer Skills.
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2008, 08:10:01 AM »
Quote from: Vulture on May 27, 2008, 07:59:47 AM
Quote from: The Peepmaster on May 27, 2008, 07:18:49 AM
My "F" buttons have different default functions.

F1 & 2 = Brightness
F3 = Mute
F4 & 5 = Sound
F6 = Number Lock
F7 = Toggles Video Output
F8 = Different Desktops
F9 = Shows all Open Windows
F10 = Shows all Open Windows in Current Application
F 11 = Hides all Open Windows
F12  Shows all Widgets

Is this on its own or in conjuction with the Fn key or ALT key?

On its own. They're the default key settings for Mac, running with Leopard anyway. My older desktop machine doesn't have Leopard, so I'd have to check their functions.
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Offline Mince

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Re: My Computer Skills.
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2008, 11:30:19 AM »
Quote from: The Peepmaster on May 27, 2008, 08:10:01 AM
They're the default key settings for Mac . . .

Are they still selling Macs to people?
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madjock

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Re: My Computer Skills.
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2008, 11:42:04 AM »
Yup, Big Mac with fries, Big Mac with cheese, Big Mac on it's own...........
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