Be kind to Mince day!

[madjock]

Ok, erm.......... well................ happy be kind to Mince day, Mince.

[Vulture]

Ok, erm.......... well................ happy be kind to Mince day, Mince.

Why? Mince doesn't know what 'kind' means; he wouldn't recognise it if it jumped up and slapped him! I think everyone should just treat him with the usual contempt!

[The Peepmaster]

Even total buffoons should have kindness shown to them every now and again, regardless of whether they're imbecilic and demented, Vulch. Just a day won't hurt. Not if you grit your teeth.

[madjock]

Even total buffoons should have kindness shown to them every now and again, regardless of whether they're imbecilic and demented, Vulch. Just a day won't hurt. Not if you grit your teeth.

It also helps if you can hold your teeth in your hand whilst doing this

[Vulture]

Well, no. You two can be nice to him if you want, but I refuse!

[madjock]

Oh c'mon Vulture, just one ikkle wikkle day, pleeeeeeeeeeease

[peter]

One day is one to many.

[Vulture]

One day is one to many.

Yeah! What he said!

[Mince]

Even total buffoons should have kindness shown to them every now and again, regardless of whether they're imbecilic and demented, Vulch. Just a day won't hurt. Not if you grit your teeth.

You're not having a "Be kind to Peepmaster day."

[The Peepmaster]

I'm trying to help, and show you in some kind of positive light here. Mince. It's blinking hard work, but I'll get someone to grudgingly acknowledge you're not all bad. Just bear with me.

[madjock]

LOVE YA MINCE BABY (in a non-sexual, grr men and beer sorta way)

[Diane CBPFC]

  Happy Be Kind to Mince Day - eat chicken. he he


Mince, you're okay you'll do.

[Mince]

So it's now Grudgingly Be Nice To Mince Day.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Is it only 6 o'clock? 

[Roger Kettle]

Happy Mince Day. (In the States, the holiday is celebrated as Ground Beef Day---not to be confused with Groundhog Day).