Is there anybody there?

[Vulture]

Do you know how big a buffoon that Mince is?



Peter - how tall is Mince?

How will Peter know: according to him, Mince spends most of his time in bed.

[peter]

Do you know how big a buffoon that Mince is?



Peter - how tall is Mince?

Shorter than me I am guessing

[The Peepmaster]

Can't you measure people lying down?

[Malc]

No, it's impossible to get the tape to the top of their heads from a prone position.

[Mince]

No, it's impossible to get the tape to the top of their heads from a prone position.

 

[The Peepmaster]

I had actually realised that I was opening myself up to that response, (there being so many humorists on here), so decided to play the stooge, and invite a witty retort. Thanks, Malc.

[Mince]

I had actually realised that I was opening myself up to that response, (there being so many humorists on here), so decided to play the stooge, and invite a witty retort. Thanks, Malc.

Wonderful cover up.

[Malc]

...and it only took me four and a half hours to come up with that zinger.

[The Peepmaster]

You shouldn't really call Mince a Zinger. It's not nice. 

[Fyodor]

Zinger rhymes with clinger, which sounds a bit rude to my ears.

[The Peepmaster]

Zinger rhymes with clinger, which sounds a bit rude to my ears.

We could call him Minger, although that would have a hard "g".