My New Perfume

[Mince]

Does anyone want to buy a vial of my new perfume: Perhapselline?

The slogan is "Perhaps it's Perhapselline."

[The Peepmaster]

Essence of Mince....? No thanks. 

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

You need to watch more telly. 

[Roger Kettle]

"Aaaaaaah....Minco!"

[The Peepmaster]

No matter where you like to roam,
From John O' Groats to Dover,
Become a walking, talking, plank,
Splash Mince-O-Whiff all over.

[Mince]

No matter where you like to roam,
From John O' Groats to Dover,
Become a walking, talking, plank,
Splash Mince-O-Whiff all over.

You have too much spare time.

[Tom]

Perhaps it's Perhapselline. Catchy. (Knew I'd forgotten something)

[The Peepmaster]

No matter where you like to roam,
From John O' Groats to Dover,
Become a walking, talking, plank,
Splash Mince-O-Whiff all over.

You have too much spare time.

I have a creative bent.

"Plank-O-Whiff"
"Eu-De-Col-Oaf"
"Bouquet Gar-Nit-Wit"

[Mince]

I have a creative bent.

A creative bent what?

[The Peepmaster]

I have a creative bent.

A creative bent what?

That was me being a stooge again. It worked.

[Vulture]

I have a creative bent.

A creative bent what?

Look! I've already said; there are questions you just don't ask!!!

[The Peepmaster]

Something short and succinct could be an appropriate name for Mince's new fragrance...

How about Pharrrtt?

[Fyodor]

Will there be an accompanying gentleman's fragrance and, if so, will it be available for Christmas?

[madjock]

Not for Christmas Fyodor, but for New Year to ring in the bells, its called DUNGGGGGG!

[The Peepmaster]

I was having lunch overlooking the harbour at Oban today and a couple more ideas came to mind. (One of them was Dung, but MadJock has just used that one).

How about:

Putrification
or
Excretamince