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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2008, 10:39:27 AM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 03, 2008, 10:36:00 AM
Well, they were wrong, and I think the name Square Root suits you to a tee.

Although, Reductio Ad Absurdum suits you even better.
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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2008, 12:29:49 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 03, 2008, 10:39:27 AM
Quote from: Tarquin Thunderthighs lll on July 03, 2008, 10:36:00 AM
Well, they were wrong, and I think the name Square Root suits you to a tee.

Although, Reductio Ad Absurdum suits you even better.

Admit it; you stole this out of a Harry Potter novel, didn't you!
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2008, 12:46:32 PM »
Wikipedia, actually.  :P
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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2008, 04:04:21 PM »
It's just gone 11pm here now. I've moved on to Cebu. Does that make a difference? What time is it in Scotland?
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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2008, 04:07:04 PM »
Dinner time!  ;D
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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2008, 06:25:05 PM »
What are you having, Tarks?
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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2008, 07:13:46 PM »
Well, Sam has gone out for the evening to eat a posh meal with some friends, so I decided to cook a magnificent Mexican Welsh Rarebit, washed down with the finest shandy. How about you, Roger?
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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2008, 07:41:40 PM »
I rustled up some pasta with chicken, mushrooms and onions. My wife's out tonight as well. Fancy a game of pool?
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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2008, 08:18:20 PM »
I would, Roger, but I've got the kids.

Anyway, I've not long ago had a call from Sam to say her front suspension spring has just disintegrated and she's now waiting for the AA man to arrive and bring her and her car back to the village, before she even had a sniff at the posh nosh. Looks like I might need to get the grill pan out again.
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Offline Roger Kettle

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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #24 on: July 03, 2008, 09:33:34 PM »
Sam's front suspension spring has disintegrated? And she's waiting for a man from Alcoholics Anonymous? My God, you people in rural England lead bizarre lives.
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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2008, 12:35:43 AM »
   

Thanks, Roger, I can always rely on someone on here to drag me out of the grumps on a cold July morning in old Sydney town.  ;D
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Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2008, 03:01:54 PM »
I'm now staying at the Cebu Hilton. I've graciously decided to visit this board and speak to plebs.
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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2008, 03:03:43 PM »
We only have one of those on this board and I believe he's on holiday.
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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2008, 06:41:06 PM »
Mince, I'm sorry, but some of your recent comebacks have been really disappointing. "We only have one of those on this board and I believe he's on holiday". What are you, a girl? To be honest, I think you've stopped trying and that simply isn't good enough. Insult like a man, man!
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Re: Today's Andy Capp
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2008, 07:05:46 PM »
Correction: one pleb on holiday and another with the hump.

I think it's all the talk about football: the posts go all blurry, though this is probably due to the speed of the scrolling.
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