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Offline Mince

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Supermarkets
« on: July 17, 2008, 11:20:51 PM »
If world war three broke out while you were in a supermarket, which section would you wish to be in?
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Supermarkets
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 11:38:01 PM »
The bunker section.
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Re: Supermarkets
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 11:58:42 PM »
No, I meant world war three in the supermarket.
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Re: Supermarkets
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2008, 12:48:06 AM »
Would this be an 'open 24 hours' supermarket in the suburbs?
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Re: Supermarkets
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2008, 04:00:23 AM »
I saw Indiana Jones hide out in a fridge in his last movie, thus he was able to avoid being made into toast by a nuclear explosion, therefore, I will say the frozen foods section.

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Re: Supermarkets
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2008, 07:34:34 AM »
Yes, I thought that was very irresponsible.

Children, you must never, ever climb into refrigerators, no matter what the apparent threat of an imminent nuclear attack may be.
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Re: Supermarkets
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2008, 09:43:15 AM »
Caesarian.
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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: Supermarkets
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2008, 11:08:33 AM »
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Re: Supermarkets
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2008, 12:13:33 PM »
I hope everyone knows that "world war three" is metaphorical.
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Re: Supermarkets
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2008, 07:23:03 PM »
You've obviously not been to our local supermarket. It's like world war three in there on a Monday.

It's even worse when certain things are on special offer!
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Re: Supermarkets
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2008, 01:56:07 AM »
Quote from: Mince on July 18, 2008, 12:13:33 PM
I hope everyone knows that "world war three" is metaphorical.

I thought it was nuclear. If all it's going to be is hurling metaphors at each other, then bring it on.
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Re: Supermarkets
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2008, 02:02:29 AM »
Take that, you cretinous blindworms, you! 
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Re: Supermarkets
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2008, 11:51:54 AM »
Just remember that I would be in the cake section.
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