The Calendar Thingie

[Roger Kettle]

I've just stumbled on this by accident. Well done, Diane! I'm assuming you did this. Did anyone wish Joan a Happy Birthday? If not, I'd like to send belated greetings.

[Mince]

Diane, have you been setting Roger up again?

[Diane CBPFC]

Happy Birthday Joan!

I had forgotten about the calendar thingie - I sure don't remember adding all the birthdays - boy I must be good at this. 

[Mince]

I had forgotten about the calendar thingie - I sure don't remember adding all the birthdays - boy I must be good at this. 

Were you perhaps drunk at the time?

[The Peepmaster]

Diane isn't always drunk!

[Fyodor]

Er .... calendar thingie?

[Roger Kettle]

It's near the top of the page beside HOME, HELP, FORUM and other stuff.

[Joan]

Well, thank you, Roger and Diane - I'd forgotten about it (the calendar) too.  I did once look at the calendar thingy though, and it must add it automatically, because it had my exact age.  Naturally I increased it to some ridiculous figure, rather than pretend I was just a young thing.  I'm actually in Singapore at the moment, on my way to bonny Scotland (Manchester first, I'm afraid).  Feeling a bit woozy, (may have been the cocktail I had on the plane on the way here) but only another 17 or so hours to go.

Can you warm the place up a bit? It seems to have been awfully cold there lately.  Haven't been over in summer for years - was hoping for just a little bit of warmth!

[Mince]

I've set fire to Tarquin's house. I hope that helps.

[Vulture]

Well, thank you, Roger and Diane - I'd forgotten about it (the calendar) too.  I did once look at the calendar thingy though, and it must add it automatically, because it had my exact age.  Naturally I increased it to some ridiculous figure, rather than pretend I was just a young thing. 

Can you warm the place up a bit? It seems to have been awfully cold there lately.  Haven't been over in summer for years - was hoping for just a little bit of warmth!

I did the same with mine; although, most days, I do feel the age that it says.

It's about 30C at the moment - too hot for me but it may suit you.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I've set fire to Tarquin's house. I hope that helps.

Er...I live in Shropshire these days, Mince. I sold my house in Scotland to some enormous Italian geezer with a dark suit, shades and a seven inch scar down his face. He made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I'd hide your matches if I were you.

[Mince]

I've set fire to Tarquin's house. I hope that helps.

Er...I live in Shropshire these days, Mince. I sold my house in Scotland to some enormous Italian geezer with a dark suit, shades and a seven inch scar down his face. He made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I'd hide your matches if I were you.

Do you? Oops!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I've set fire to Tarquin's house. I hope that helps.

Er...I live in Shropshire these days, Mince. I sold my house in Scotland to some enormous Italian geezer with a dark suit, shades and a seven inch scar down his face. He made me an offer I couldn't refuse. I'd hide your matches if I were you.

Do you? Oops!

Only for the past six years. You weren't to know.

[Mince]

I'll burn that one down as well.

[Malc]

Diane, do you have people in Manchester, or was that merely the destination prior to jumping on board a connecting flight?