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Offline Mince

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2008, 10:26:54 AM »
The suitcase fits nicely next to the machine gun.

peter

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2008, 12:29:42 PM »
Sorry to you all but the laptop as you notice has gone with him.
I think that you should all leave your area for three weeks so he will not find you.
Maybe a trip to Newark for a fortnight will be the one safe place.
You can join in the celebrations with us.

peter

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2008, 12:31:33 PM »
Don't worry about the machine gun. It's mechanical so he wont be able to work out how to use it/

peter

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #33 on: July 29, 2008, 09:57:11 AM »
believed to be in London area until wednesday

Vulture

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #34 on: July 29, 2008, 10:06:43 AM »
Thank goodness I'm out of London for the next few weeks.

peter

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2008, 01:53:38 PM »
WARNING !
Mince is on the move.
Is known to be moving north at considerable speed.
Passed Newark midday 31 July.
P.S. Newark was not safe.
P.P.S. Note full stops all over the place.

Vulture

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2008, 02:03:09 PM »
Goodness, Peter. You MUST have been badly affected if Mince's visit brought you out in full-stops!

peter

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2008, 03:07:32 PM »
ALERT! ALERT!

Mince has already captured one of you.

News updates as soon as poss

peter

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #38 on: July 31, 2008, 05:46:27 PM »
He has got as far as Scarborough.
That's about half way to Scotland
Be afraid Roger and Peepmaster.
I think that you people abroad should be afraid. He got Calypso already Captured

Vulture

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2008, 07:16:28 PM »
He has got as far as Scarborough.
That's about half way to Scotland
Be afraid Roger and Peepmaster.
I think that you people abroad should be afraid. He got Calypso already Captured

You mean Mince has gone to the bother of capturing Calypso and he's taken her to.....(gulp).....Scarborough????  :o

peter

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #40 on: August 01, 2008, 07:05:03 PM »
Alert! All points north .
Mince is moving further north
I did warn you Roger and Peeps. It  has been confirmed that he is heading towards to the Lake District.
That's only a small hop to Mull.
You have been warned

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #41 on: August 01, 2008, 08:55:45 PM »
Have you actually looked at an atlas, Peter?
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peter

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #42 on: August 01, 2008, 09:10:52 PM »
Have you actually looked at an atlas, Peter?

You mean it is further than the good old US of A
If he can capture Calypso how safe are you?

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #43 on: August 01, 2008, 09:12:57 PM »
The idea of being minced by Mince is, er... mince! (Scottish term - thanks Roger).
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peter

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Re: Warning! Warning!
« Reply #44 on: August 03, 2008, 08:07:15 PM »
New Warning.
Mince arrived back in Newark last night just before we made a moonlight flit.
News as soon as we Know
but again a all points alert