sober posters

[Mince]

Next to everyone's name is the phrase "sober poster". As you make more posts, this begins to change, and people begin to get more drunk. What I need from everyone are words and phrases that cover all the various stages of getting drunk.

[Colin]

legless, comatose, peeshed, blotto, rubber, wrecked. I was all these last night, now what was your question again?

[Mince]

I have "legless" and "blotto", but "comatose" is a good final one.

[Colin]

Glad to help out hic
 

[Tom]

I think they used the word "muntered" on Countdown yesterday; apparently its a modern word meaning drunk but it isn't in the dictionary yet!

[Colin]

I hate being sober so I suppose I'll need to get posting

 

[Mince]

It changes at 10 posts - slightly.

[Colin]

Ive seen it before on other forums, obviously with different wordings.

[Mince]

The fact that this board has green highlight and moving text does not necessarily mean that you have to use them.

[Colin]

Woo Hoo, I'm a mellow poster, better not drink too much or I'll
                                                                                 

[Mince]

Can you believe that in the "getting drunk" progression for posting, I also forgot "throwing up" and "hangover"? I need to get out more.

[Tom]

Can you believe that in the "getting drunk" progression for posting, I also forgot "throwing up" and "hangover"? I need to get out more.

I always wish that I could forget the throwing up and hangover too...! 

[Colin]

The fact that this board has green highlight and moving text does not necessarily mean that you have to use them.

But I want to use them, otherwise what are they there for?

[Colin]

Mince, whats that wee thing under where it says mellow poster when I post

[Mince]

It's an empty glass.