guests stop reading and get writing

[peter]

dont just sit there reading get involved.
We dont mind if you have a go at mince or peepmaster that's what they are there for.
They sulk if you don't have a go, also disregard Tarquin Thunderthighs  he is a wimp.
just have a go you might like it

[Mince]

They sulk if you don't have a go, also disregard Tarquin Thunderthighs  he is a wimp.

He's not strong enough to be a wimp.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Right, you two - outside, NOW!


And close the door after you - it's a bit chilly.

[peter]

8 guests on reading again but no one enters they must be afraid of little old me.

[Vulture]

8 guests on reading again but no one enters they must be afraid of little old me.

They're frightened of your grammatical prowess!

[The Peepmaster]

Even if you've got the literary skills of a whelk, at least have a go. Let Peter be an example to us all.

[peter]

Join today two for the price of one.
Cannot say fairer than that.
Come on you secret people join and get slagged of by experts no charge.

[Vulture]

Join today two for the price of one.
Cannot say fairer than that.
Come on you secret people join and get slagged of by experts no charge.

Oh, are we doing it for free now?