Author Topic: Headlines (Again)  (Read 2576 times)

Malc

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Headlines (Again)
« on: September 03, 2008, 11:45:13 AM »
This isn't a headline so much as the opening paragraph of a report today from the US.

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A man shot and killed six people and wounded two more during a shooting spree that lasted a few hours and included a high-speed chase in a rural area north of Seattle, local police said.
The suspected shooter was arrested without incident at the Skagit County Sheriff's office


Without incident? It's as I feared. Six killings, two woundings and a high speed car chase have become routine in the States.

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Headlines (Again)
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2008, 12:25:40 PM »
Looks like they missed the word "subsequent" out.
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Malc

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Re: Headlines (Again)
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2008, 07:25:38 AM »
Or "was arrested LATER without incident".

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Headlines (Again)
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2008, 11:52:59 AM »
How about this for a contrived headline!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Headlines (Again)
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2008, 03:23:53 PM »
 ;D
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Offline Mince

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Re: Headlines (Again)
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2008, 04:01:57 PM »
How about this for a contrived headline!

It's the kind of thing you keep posting here.  ;D

peter

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Re: Headlines (Again)
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2008, 04:37:26 PM »
Teenage pregnancy fall off after the age of twenty five.

One armed man applauds kindness shown.

'Volunteers search for civil war planes' some one failed there history exam.

Federal Agents raid gun store and find weapons

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Headlines (Again)
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2008, 08:59:16 AM »
Here's an unlikely Headline from the BBC today!
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: Headlines (Again)
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2008, 09:15:42 PM »
People will come from strange lands to hear me speak my words of wisdom. They will ask me the secret of life and I will tell them. Then maybe I'll finish off with a song. The Nomad

Vulture

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Re: Headlines (Again)
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2008, 06:40:04 AM »
which can convert urine and sweat into drinkable water once it's functioning and allow the international space station to grow to six crew members.

I know I'm getting old, and it's been a long time since I had kids, but thought the only way to 'grow' new crew members was by procreation; what's converting wee got to do with it?

Malc

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Re: Headlines (Again)
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2008, 01:16:52 AM »
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I had kids, but thought the only way to 'grow' new crew members was by procreation

Urine the minority