Author Topic: Female Compassion at its BEST!  (Read 1284 times)

Colin

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Female Compassion at its BEST!
« on: September 17, 2008, 08:42:20 AM »
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn, that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, 'Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?'
Carolyn agreed and again they made love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, 'Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die.' She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.

He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. 'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?'
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said,
'Listen Barry, I'm not being funny....






...but I have to get up in the morning and you don't.'

Malc

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Re: Female Compassion at its BEST!
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2008, 11:39:54 AM »
Firstly, let me say I laughed.

It is, however, a version of the Charles I gag.

It's bucketing with rain, and as Charles is led out to the chopping block, he says to the executioner "horrible weather, eh?"
The axeman replies "it's alright for you, I've got to walk back in this".

Offline The Peepmaster

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Re: Female Compassion at its BEST!
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2008, 11:52:03 AM »
Both excellent.  ;D
Nostalgia is not what it used to be. 😟