BBC License Fee - have your say...

[Mince]

I feel like writing: "I withdraw the implied right of access to my home from all of your employees unless they are dressed as a clown and accompanied by a brass band."

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

Would a wind band suffice?

[The Peepmaster]

Would a wind band suffice?

That would be silly, Tarks!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

What a highly-principled, tight-fisted bunch we are (I pay by Direct Debit - I hardly even notice I'm doing it...deep joy!). 

[The Peepmaster]

I pay by direct-debit too, Tarks, for this place, here, what I live in, where I reside. However, I don't pay for the unoccupied property which only has half a roof and a grand total of zero television sets. I don't pay for that property precisely because it has an absence of anything that remotely resembles equipment of the TV variety. I am therefore slightly peeved when I am harassed constantly as though I was Jack the Ripper's booking agent. 

[The Peepmaster]

I feel like writing: "I withdraw the implied right of access to my home from all of your employees unless they are dressed as a clown and accompanied by a brass band."

What if the employee agrees to wear your cloths, but doesn't have the brass band?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

I pay by direct-debit too, Tarks, for this place, here, what I live in, where I reside. However, I don't pay for the unoccupied property which only has half a roof and a grand total of zero television sets. I don't pay for that property precisely because it has an absence of anything that remotely resembles equipment of the TV variety. I am therefore slightly peeved when I am harassed constantly as though I was Jack the Ripper's booking agent. 

You sure there's a not an itsy-bitsy lickle tellybox under the stairs for when the workmen are in, so they can watch a bit of Richard & Judy with their sarnies? Hmmmm?

[The Peepmaster]

It hasn't got any stairs in yet.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

The telly will get wet.