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Offline Roger Kettle

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I'd like to think I'm sane but...
« on: September 27, 2008, 09:55:54 PM »
....why am I so ridiculously happy when I watch Dundee United win? Why are The Peepmaster and Tarks equally ecstatic because their teams won today? I actually hate the fact that I care so much. I resent that I waste so much nervous energy on a bunch of highly-paid strangers who happen to play for the team I support. I can't help it. I was once working at home on a Saturday afternoon while the current scorelines were being updated on the T.V. screen behind me. Dundee United were winning 1-0 against Celtic with minutes to go...Celtic equalised...Celtic scored the winning goal in injury time. I got up, threw my pen across the room and watched it bounce off a window, cracking it in the process, while terrifying our two cats. Like I said, I HATE the fact that this bothers me so much. United won 3-0 today and my son knows when to ask for a loan...

























Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: I'd like to think I'm sane but...
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2008, 12:24:06 AM »
You presume too much, Roger. Why I barely noticed that the mighty St Johnstone totally ?$%^&*" annihilated the other half of Dundee this afternoon, with two incontrovertibly stunning goals from Paul Sheerin (53 minutes) and Steven Milne (86 minutes), and bookings from referee Brines for no less than five St Johnstone giants for over-passionate commitment to the cause (Miller, McCaffrey, Swankie, Samuel & Rutkiewicz - heroes all), in front of a crowd of 4,307 lucky punters, as both teams employed 4-4-2 formations at McDiarmid Park, Saints now unbeaten in their last three games, whilst the losers from Dundee have only picked up one point in their last five encounters. Haw-flippin'-haw!

Like I care.  :\
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Re: I'd like to think I'm sane but...
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2008, 01:28:56 AM »
I actually hate the fact that I care so much. I resent that I waste so much nervous energy on a bunch of highly-paid strangers who happen to play for the team I support.

What have I been telling you all along?

Offline Diane CBPFC

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Re: I'd like to think I'm sane but...
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2008, 05:38:06 AM »
I feel the same way about American politics - and seeing that I'm Canadian - I can't even vote. I watch CNN and the after debate debates.

Canada is also in the middle of an election - ours only get to woo the public for five weeks so its not as exciting as the American stuff - our candidates don't have time to get fake tans and snazzy haircuts. Of course the current Prime Minister was advertising 10 days before he called the elction - the rotten sneak!

I watch CPAC like many guys watch sports - I know it is annoying to other people in the house but I just can't help myself - sometimes I sit there hungry wishing someone would feed me but not wanting to miss an important bit.

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Offline Tarquin Thunderthighs lll

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Re: I'd like to think I'm sane but...
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2008, 08:52:10 AM »
I feel the same way about American politics - and seeing that I'm Canadian - I can't even vote. I watch CNN and the after debate debates.

Ah, but it's not the same, Diane. The outcome of the US presidential election affects the entire planet, whereas the outcome of matches involving Dundee United, Wolverhampton Wanderers, and St Johnstone....no, wait - it is the same!
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Re: I'd like to think I'm sane but...
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2008, 01:18:29 AM »
I think it's in your blood, or at least it's formatted into your system at such an early age you're "claimed".

I can't say I follow Celtic anymore, it's such a bloody bore, as the SPL has become a procession, and these days with so many foreign players in the Scottish game I can't say I care any more about Celtic than I do about Arsenal or Chelsea.
It must be more fun to support the "smaller" clubs because their fans must surely identify with them more.

I've always followed the Celtic/Man United axis, probably because they won the European Cup one year after each other, and I would have been 11 years old then, just the right age to notice.

I started going to Rugby Park (Kilmarnock's ground, for those who don't follow football) quite a bit when I lived in Irvine, they were the nearest and biggest club, but I also went to Hamilton Accies, Motherwell and Ayr at least once, though the grounds were shocking and the atmosphere was akin to a bus terminal at midnight.

When my dad was posted to Glasgow, I lived in Maryhill and was able to sneak into Firhill quite often. I still have a lot of affection for Partick Thistle.

Over here in Oz, it's as though the game has only just started out. For many, many years Australian football was riven with stupid ethnic factionalism (Croats v Serbs, Macedonians v Greeks, Italians v Croats, etc..) stuff which Australians see as definitely un-Australian, and the game was too easily painted as "wogball", i.e. the game that dumb immigrants and poms played.

Lately, Australian football has had a severe makeover. The failed old NSL (National SOCCER League) has been crushed by very astute businessmen who want to see the World Game take a solid hold in Australia, and since the death of Johnny Warren, a very popular football commentator who hated the game being known as "soccer", the country has come round to calling it "football", and not before time.

The launch of the new "A" League a few years ago meant that a number of national teams were created from scratch, one in each major locale, perhaps too clinically, too off-the-peg. As such, the support for each club is quite calculated and the supporters naive, with the family aspect being promoted at grass roots level.
I suppose it's a start for the game here, and more importantly the game has been taken out of the hands of the ethnic incompetents, who dominated it in the past, and put on a financially sustainable footing, but I do miss the grime, the grit and the hilarious banter on the terracing.