Lack of proof-readers. Anyone need a job?

[Vulture]

This was sent to me by email, apologies if you have read it before.

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
Oklahoma's construction program!
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half!
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

The headlines are very amusing.

What I find less amusing about these things (in fact, it's downright annoying) are the comments after each one, presumably added by the person who compiled the list, but possibly someone further down the email chain, which seek to add to the fun. Not only are most of these remarks guilty of proof-reading errors themselves, but they are also trite and completely unnecessary, and almost certainly added by the kind of person you go out of your way to avoid at cocktail parties.

And if you now tell me that you added them, Vult, I'm going to shrivel up and die.

[The Peepmaster]

Maybe it was an email attachment Mince sent out, (and he added them).

[Vulture]

The headlines are very amusing.

What I find less amusing about these things (in fact, it's downright annoying) are the comments after each one, presumably added by the person who compiled the list, but possibly someone further down the email chain, which seek to add to the fun. Not only are most of these remarks guilty of proof-reading errors themselves, but they are also trite and completely unnecessary, and almost certainly added by the kind of person you go out of your way to avoid at cocktail parties.

And if you now tell me that you added them, Vult, I'm going to shrivel up and die.

Do I look like I would even think such trite comments? You disappoint me, Mr Thunderthighs!

[The Peepmaster]

They're not that difficult to do, Vulch.

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

The headlines are very amusing.

What I find less amusing about these things (in fact, it's downright annoying) are the comments after each one, presumably added by the person who compiled the list, but possibly someone further down the email chain, which seek to add to the fun. Not only are most of these remarks guilty of proof-reading errors themselves, but they are also trite and completely unnecessary, and almost certainly added by the kind of person you go out of your way to avoid at cocktail parties.

And if you now tell me that you added them, Vult, I'm going to shrivel up and die.

Do I look like I would even think such trite comments? You disappoint me, Mr Thundethighs!

Well, you posted 'em! I'd have whipped them off first.

[Vulture]

The headlines are very amusing.

What I find less amusing about these things (in fact, it's downright annoying) are the comments after each one, presumably added by the person who compiled the list, but possibly someone further down the email chain, which seek to add to the fun. Not only are most of these remarks guilty of proof-reading errors themselves, but they are also trite and completely unnecessary, and almost certainly added by the kind of person you go out of your way to avoid at cocktail parties.

And if you now tell me that you added them, Vult, I'm going to shrivel up and die.

Do I look like I would even think such trite comments? You disappoint me, Mr Thundethighs!

Well, you posted 'em! I'd have whipped them off first.

What you do in the privacy of your own home is nothing to do with me, young man!

[Vulture]

They're not that difficult to do, Vulch.

I couldn't be bothered!

[The Peepmaster]

The headlines are very amusing.

What I find less amusing about these things (in fact, it's downright annoying) are the comments after each one, presumably added by the person who compiled the list, but possibly someone further down the email chain, which seek to add to the fun. Not only are most of these remarks guilty of proof-reading errors themselves, but they are also trite and completely unnecessary, and almost certainly added by the kind of person you go out of your way to avoid at cocktail parties.

And if you now tell me that you added them, Vult, I'm going to shrivel up and die.

Do I look like I would even think such trite comments? You disappoint me, Mr Thundethighs!

Well, you posted 'em! I'd have whipped them off first.

What you do in the privacy of your own home is nothing to do with me, young man!

LOL !!

[Tarquin Thunderthighs lll]

The headlines are very amusing.

What I find less amusing about these things (in fact, it's downright annoying) are the comments after each one, presumably added by the person who compiled the list, but possibly someone further down the email chain, which seek to add to the fun. Not only are most of these remarks guilty of proof-reading errors themselves, but they are also trite and completely unnecessary, and almost certainly added by the kind of person you go out of your way to avoid at cocktail parties.

And if you now tell me that you added them, Vult, I'm going to shrivel up and die.

Do I look like I would even think such trite comments? You disappoint me, Mr Thundethighs!

Well, you posted 'em! I'd have whipped them off first.

What you do in the privacy of your own home is nothing to do with me, young man!

LOL !!

I think he was LOLling at the "young" bit.

[The Peepmaster]